Curse

xxSilhouette · Feb 17, 2006, 01:45 PM // 13:45

*wakes up from passing out earlier and wonders how long I have been out*
*see's all the people around me shooting and rat hunting*
*throwns a bottle of beer in the air and laughs loudy, then begins skipping around singing*

Two April Mornings · Feb 17, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42

*wakes King Symeon up only to KO him again*

*screwdriver*

*BAC .3*

Symeon · Feb 17, 2006, 06:34 PM // 18:34

*wakes up after another hour*
*hobbles over to the bar and decides to have another PGGB*
*wanders around punching people in semi-consciousness*
*knocks out the bartender*
*fetches a big round bathtub from the storeroom*
*empties out all the bottles of drink he can find into the tub*
*dives in*
*starts splashing about, showering the alcholic mix all around the bar*

bulletsmile · Feb 17, 2006, 08:26 PM // 20:26

by some reason say, WTB beer of fortitude, + 30health....

Two April Mornings · Feb 17, 2006, 08:42 PM // 20:42

*orders the rats to rape bulletsmile for being GW orriented in the bar*

*shoots him and the rats*

Symeon · Feb 17, 2006, 08:50 PM // 20:50

*jumps out of the bath, grabs a syringe, dives back in*
*fills the syringe with alcohol*
*squirts all over Two April Mornings*
*tehehe*

Two April Mornings · Feb 17, 2006, 10:34 PM // 22:34

*oh no, alcohol all over me*

*licks himself*

bulletsmile · Feb 17, 2006, 10:37 PM // 22:37

-takes out my super-gw-oriented razorsword and cut Two April Mornings dress. hahah you are naked now................
-goes to sleep

paridoth · Feb 17, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40

~flings ninja star cookies at random people~

bulletsmile · Feb 17, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.............

Two April Mornings · Feb 17, 2006, 10:54 PM // 22:54

*is a man and sees that the dumb bulletsmile was too drunk and that he cut of the dress of someone else*

*smahes bar stool over bulletsmiles, paridoth heads*

4runner · Feb 17, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56

*walks into bar*
*Everyones DEAD drunk*
*Orders a Sam Adams from the dead bartender*
*proceeds to collect all the unclaimed drops*
*rolls Fat Joint, smokes it*
*Relaxs*

Two April Mornings · Feb 17, 2006, 11:19 PM // 23:19

*NO SMOKING DUMB*****
*punches 4runner*
*steal his joint*
*smokes it*

4runner · Feb 17, 2006, 11:30 PM // 23:30

*Fondles Two April Mornings*(?)
*Shoves 6' Bong in his/her Back"
*Takes joint back*
*proceeds to shotgun hit Two April Mornings*
*rolls an even Fatter Joint*
*relaxes*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 17, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58

ok time to catch up
I think this is in order...

*chases wrath of dragons down the street and tears his face off. Then I eat his heart and crap out his soul*

Skip to the army...

*takes out a sniper rifle and climbs onto the sky scraper that no one has ever noticed untill now, that stands next ot the bar. Snipes all the high commanding officers and takes out a few tanks. Then i go form realistic paul to super fantasy kick ass rambo paul and pulls out a desert eagle. I run into the army head on and kill 43 guys with 24 bullets. Then i take an apple from a tree near by and somehow turn it into a grenade, and kills 3 more men. I then take a light sabre (not a fan of star wars i just like light sabres) and kills 60 more men before calling it a day and walking back into the real war zone, the bar*

In your honest oppinion do you think i'm caught up now?

Doc Holliday · Feb 18, 2006, 01:50 AM // 01:50

*is warped onto the veranda next to Nur due to the heart of gold's infinite improbablility drive*

*wakes up due to the improbablility drive*

*trips and at the last second before hittin the ground wonders how he woke up from drinking 3 PGGB's, and is launched into the air above the veranda*

"The trick to flying is to throw youself at the ground and miss, you have to totally forget about hitting the ground at the last second and then you wont, and you will be launched into flight."

*pulls out awp and starts tearing holes in the attacking army*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 18, 2006, 01:57 AM // 01:57

Now i love the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series but i think we should keep the quotes and stuff to a mininum. because it kinda loses its fun when every other post has to do with 42. Just my opinion. Also some people don't know what the hell we are talking about.

*drinks beer and shoots rat*

I pwnd U · Feb 18, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

*sips beer shoots rat that azeroth let loose in the bar, not paul...*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 18, 2006, 03:31 AM // 03:31

Azeroth let them lose, but was i the one who started shooting them?

*drinks beer and tells physics what Doc is doing. Physics turns and looks at Doc furiously and Doc falls*

*shoots rat*

I pwnd U · Feb 18, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37

ya you shot them first but he let them loose... o well... *drinks beer*